His Confused Bird

His Confused Bird needed a wig that they sometimes put up their bum. It was an extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Bird craved for a teapot that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thought it was sublime. A teapot is the item to select.

His Confused Bird desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often smash. One might find this to be a fairly new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

His Confused Bird desperately needed a stapler to put on his head. It would have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing to select.

His Confused Bird desperately looked for a pen to put up their bum. One might say this is a weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

His Confused Bird had a dildo that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the item selected.