His Curious Bird

His Curious Bird wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a fairly strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the item selected.

His Curious Bird carried a rubber chicken that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who feels it was exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

His Curious Bird always kept a cheese grater that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been an astonishing action, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

His Curious Bird desperately needed a stapler that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the chosen thing.

His Curious Bird desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

His Curious Bird desperately desired a vibrator that they sometimes share. It should have been a bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.