The Lonely Bird

The Lonely Bird found a bottle of wine that they would break. It was a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Bird owned a ball that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Bird owned a bat to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. A bat being the item selected.

The Lonely Bird always carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Bird desperately needed a ball that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly different undertaking, to most, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Remarkably, a ball is the thing to choose.

The Lonely Bird desired a bag of flour that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a fairly curious exercise, to most, but not to the Bird, who feels it was spectacular. Strangely, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.