The Nervous Bird

The Nervous Bird carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

The Nervous Bird desperately looked for a crown that they liked to smash. This seems to be an original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was breathtaking. Strangely, a crown is the thing to select.

The Nervous Bird found a rubber johnny that they liked to share. It should be a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Bird desperately desired a stretchman that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to select.

The Nervous Bird had a hat that they would hug. This could be considered a fairly exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the chosen thing.

The Nervous Bird often carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.