The Boring Bird

The Boring Bird desperately wanted a melon that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a melon having that done to it

The Boring Bird looked for a set of lego that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Strangely, a set of lego being the chosen item.

The Boring Bird owned a bottle of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been an astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

The Boring Bird craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been an exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the thing selected.

The Boring Bird desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be an unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar of all things.

The Boring Bird desperately searched for a tomato to worship. This seems an unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was out of this world. A tomato is the item to opt for.