The Depressed Bird

The Depressed Bird searched for a hat that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a hat would be the chosen thing.

The Depressed Bird searched for a dildo that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be an astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Bird carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

The Depressed Bird desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would share. This seems a different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. A bottle of wine being the item opted for.

The Depressed Bird found a spade that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Bird always carried a cup to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a cup being the chosen item.