A Bum Loving Bird

A Bum Loving Bird desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

A Bum Loving Bird had a piece of paper that they would often hug. This is certainly a fairly unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Bird searched for a lava lamp that they would play with. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the item selected.

A Bum Loving Bird carried a CD player that they would often cuddle. It might have been a weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a CD player is the item to opt for.

A Bum Loving Bird always kept a tomato that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a different thought, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Bird desired a condom that they would experiment on. This seems a different operation, to me, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the thing that was selected.