The Silly Bird

The Silly Bird often carried a mug that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing to opt for.

The Silly Bird always kept a custard pie that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be simply life. A custard pie being the chosen thing.

The Silly Bird searched for a tomato that they would put down their trousers. This seems a strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Silly Bird desperately wanted a stretchman that they would worship. It would be a funny idea, to some, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

The Silly Bird desperately needed a pint of cider to embrace. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Bird carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.