The Unusual Bird

The Unusual Bird desperately craved for a condom that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the thing opted for.

The Unusual Bird often carried a bag of flour that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly odd idea, to many, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Bird carried a cup that they sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup of all things.

The Unusual Bird looked for a wig that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly original activity, to some, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Bird desperately craved for a magic 8 ball to put up their bum. This seems a strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be miraculous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Bird desperately craved for a cucumber that they liked to put up their bum. It would be an exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a cucumber is the item to choose.