His Energetic Bird

His Energetic Bird desperately desired a porno magazine that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly original activity, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thought it was breathtaking. Honestly, a porno magazine having that done to it

His Energetic Bird desired a porno magazine that they would demolish. It should have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

His Energetic Bird desperately wanted a bat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

His Energetic Bird searched for a bottle of wine that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

His Energetic Bird desperately wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes throw. This could be considered an original suggestion, to many, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was miraculous. A bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

His Energetic Bird needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it