A Crypting Bird

A Crypting Bird desired a custard pie that they would sometimes hug. This seems a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a custard pie having that done to it

A Crypting Bird often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

A Crypting Bird desperately desired a set square that they would often worship. This seems a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a set square being the thing opted for.

A Crypting Bird desperately craved for a chocolate bar to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a funny action, to my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

A Crypting Bird craved for a rubber chicken to try to balance on their head. It was a strange activity, to my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

A Crypting Bird owned a mug that they would occasionally smash. It would be a fairly funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing that was chosen.