Her Lovely Bird

Her Lovely Bird found a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

Her Lovely Bird always carried a sponge to share. This could be considered a fairly funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item to choose.

Her Lovely Bird desired a set square that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a set square being the thing selected.

Her Lovely Bird wanted a crown that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a crown is the thing to choose.

Her Lovely Bird looked for a helmet that they sometimes smash. It should have been a strange action, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

Her Lovely Bird desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often embrace. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.