The Lovely Builder

The Lovely Builder needed a vibrator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

The Lovely Builder desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

The Lovely Builder craved for a set of lego that they would often sit and look at. It should be a funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who expected it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Builder needed a lava lamp that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a fairly original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Lovely Builder always kept a tomato that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a tomato being the thing selected.

The Lovely Builder desperately wanted a tomato that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is an exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who considered it was wonderful. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item chosen.