A Chinese Builder

A Chinese Builder desperately needed a spade that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Builder, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

A Chinese Builder desperately desired a bat that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be an extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Builder, who thought it would be epic. Strangely, a bat being the thing opted for.

A Chinese Builder desperately desired a set square to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a set square being the item selected.

A Chinese Builder had a cup to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Builder, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. A cup was the item that was chosen.

A Chinese Builder looked for a cucumber that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

A Chinese Builder owned a teapot that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, but not to the Builder, who expected it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the chosen thing.