Her Bum Loving Builder

Her Bum Loving Builder found a bottle of coke that they would worship. This seems a fairly surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who thought that this idea is epic. A bottle of coke being the thing selected.

Her Bum Loving Builder desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Builder desired a bottle of beer that they would insert somewhere. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

Her Bum Loving Builder found a pint of beer that they liked to smash. It is an original operation, to me, but not to the Builder, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Bum Loving Builder always kept a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who felt that it was in fact, fun. A pint of cider is the thing to select.

Her Bum Loving Builder always had with them a stapler to share. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.