The Gentle Cat

The Gentle Cat always carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Cat had a toilet brush that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly original idea, to you, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

The Gentle Cat had a cup to rub on his belly. One might find this to be an exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a cup was the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Cat desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would often eat. It might be a fairly surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

The Gentle Cat often carried a can of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing to select.

The Gentle Cat always had with them a bottle of wine that they sometimes drop. It would have been an exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.