The Worrisome Cat

The Worrisome Cat desperately searched for a custard pie that they would often put up their bum. This seems a fairly surprising idea, to some, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the item opted for.

The Worrisome Cat always kept a pen that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item to opt for.

The Worrisome Cat desperately searched for a dildo that they would play with. It should have been a fairly astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Cat desperately looked for a ball that they would occasionally smash. This seems a fairly different approach to life, to me, but not to the Cat, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. A ball being the chosen item.

The Worrisome Cat desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to you, but not to the Cat, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Cat often carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes eat. It is a funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to select.