My Fat Cat

My Fat Cat found a bag of poop that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

My Fat Cat desired a computer to break. This is certainly a funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a computer is the thing to select.

My Fat Cat desperately desired a bat that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to choose.

My Fat Cat always carried a sword that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly funny action, to me, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sword would be the chosen thing.

My Fat Cat searched for a crown that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a crown being the item selected.

My Fat Cat desired a teapot that they liked to drop. It might be a fairly odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a teapot was the chosen thing.