A Fat Cat

A Fat Cat desired a CD player that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to choose.

A Fat Cat needed a melon to put in the bath with him. This seems to be an unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to choose.

A Fat Cat looked for a sword that they would sometimes share. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Honestly, a sword being the thing opted for.

A Fat Cat always had with them a can of Tango that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who feels it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

A Fat Cat needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

A Fat Cat needed a stapler that they would often eat. It would be a fairly odd idea, to most, but not to the Cat, who thought it was wonderous. A stapler is the item to opt for.