Lonely Cat

Lonely Cat always carried a crown to sit and look at. It might be a different suggestion, to some, but not to the Cat, who thought it was breathtaking. Honestly, a crown was the chosen thing.

Lonely Cat carried a can of coke to hug. One might say this is an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who had decided it was epic. Strangely, a can of coke of all things.

Lonely Cat often carried a stretchman that they would worship. It is an extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

Lonely Cat desperately searched for a mug that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the item that was selected.

Lonely Cat searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes break. This seems to be an original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

Lonely Cat always carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.