The Handsome Cat

The Handsome Cat owned a CD player that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be an astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. A CD player of all things.

The Handsome Cat desperately needed a stretchman that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a stretchman of all things.

The Handsome Cat wanted a porno magazine to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

The Handsome Cat desperately needed a cup that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who feels it was amazing. A cup being the item opted for.

The Handsome Cat looked for a condom that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Cat needed a radiator that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item chosen.