Her Anxious Chimp

Her Anxious Chimp always kept a stretchman that they would often smash. This is certainly a fairly bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

Her Anxious Chimp looked for a radiator that they would often throw. It is a fairly odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was selected.

Her Anxious Chimp desperately looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

Her Anxious Chimp carried a computer that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a somewhat surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the chosen item.

Her Anxious Chimp always carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Anxious Chimp carried a crown that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a crown is the item that was chosen.