His Worrisome Chimp

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His Worrisome Chimp carried a condom that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a condom is the item to select.

His Worrisome Chimp always had with them a piece of paper that they would often sit and look at. It would be a curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

His Worrisome Chimp desperately searched for a helmet that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

His Worrisome Chimp had a pen that they would break. One might find this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was epic. Who would have thought, a pen is the item to select.

His Worrisome Chimp desperately searched for a pen to throw. This seems to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a pen being the item opted for.

His Worrisome Chimp always carried a bag of poop that they would often drop. It should have been a fairly curious exercise, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.