My Nervous Chimp

My Nervous Chimp often carried a computer that they would sometimes smash. It should be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item chosen.

My Nervous Chimp desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

My Nervous Chimp always kept a cucumber to break. It is a fairly weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

My Nervous Chimp needed a crown that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a crown was the item that was chosen.

My Nervous Chimp wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

My Nervous Chimp desperately looked for a lava lamp that they liked to share. This could be considered a curious proposal, to some, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the chosen item.