Their Different Chimp

Their Different Chimp always had with them a spade that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Different Chimp owned a porno magazine to put in the bath with him. It would be a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

Their Different Chimp often carried a bottle of beer that they liked to smash. It should be a curious activity, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

Their Different Chimp always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would experiment on. It might have been a peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

Their Different Chimp desperately needed a set of lego that they would often embrace. It might have been an exciting action, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Different Chimp desperately needed a spade that they would sleep with. It is a fairly different activity, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a spade of all things.