My Handsome Chimp

My Handsome Chimp desperately desired a vibrator that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A vibrator was the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Chimp often carried a helmet that they would rub on his belly. It would be a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was awesome. Remarkably, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

My Handsome Chimp desperately desired a pint of beer that they sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

My Handsome Chimp desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

My Handsome Chimp often carried a little monkey that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Strangely, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

My Handsome Chimp looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.