Crazy Chimp

Crazy Chimp searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is an unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

Crazy Chimp desperately craved for a pen to throw. It would have been an odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the chosen thing.

Crazy Chimp searched for a big sponge that they would often worship. It might be a surprising action, to most, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be simply life. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

Crazy Chimp needed a computer that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was entertaining. A computer was the thing that was selected.

Crazy Chimp desperately wanted a stretchman that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was sublime. A stretchman having that done to it

Crazy Chimp found a custard pie to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly new operation, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a custard pie being the item opted for.