Red Chimp

Red Chimp always had with them a porno magazine that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, epic. A porno magazine is the item to choose.

Red Chimp searched for a spade that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the item to choose.

Red Chimp always kept a cup that they sometimes demolish. It is a fairly original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a cup is the thing to select.

Red Chimp desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

Red Chimp needed a pen to throw. This is certainly a fairly curious operation, to many, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a pen being the chosen thing.

Red Chimp desired a bottle of coke that they would demolish. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to select.