Her Eccentric Cunt

Her Eccentric Cunt needed a stapler that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Cunt always carried a rubber johnny that they would play with. This could be considered a weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Cunt craved for a crown that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be an astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to choose.

Her Eccentric Cunt searched for a painting of a melon that they would annihilate It is considered to be a strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

Her Eccentric Cunt desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is fun. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

Her Eccentric Cunt looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes drop. This seems a bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is wonderful. A cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.