The Fat Cunt

The Fat Cunt desperately searched for a hat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was magnificent. A hat was the item that was selected.

The Fat Cunt carried a stretchman that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

The Fat Cunt needed a cup that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Cunt always kept a bag of flour that they would eat. This seems to be a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

The Fat Cunt found a pint of beer that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Cunt had a bottle of beer to put down their trousers. It would have been an astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.