Her Retarded Cunt

Her Retarded Cunt desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Cunt wanted a stapler that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a stapler having that done to it

Her Retarded Cunt desperately looked for a bag of flour that they liked to smash. This seems to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

Her Retarded Cunt desperately needed a melon that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a melon being the item selected.

Her Retarded Cunt desperately desired a magic 8 ball to cuddle. It was a weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

Her Retarded Cunt desperately searched for a magic 8 ball to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly original thought, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.