His Funny Cunt

His Funny Cunt looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

His Funny Cunt desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes share. It is a peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke of all things.

His Funny Cunt craved for a computer to put up their bum. It might have been a weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the thing selected.

His Funny Cunt craved for a pencil sharpener that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

His Funny Cunt found a radiator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

His Funny Cunt had a ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a ball is the thing that was chosen.