A Adventurous Cunt

A Adventurous Cunt had a bottle of wine that they would often put on his head. This seems an extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

A Adventurous Cunt always kept a wig that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was exciting. A wig was the thing that was chosen.

A Adventurous Cunt desperately looked for a spade that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the thing selected.

A Adventurous Cunt always had with them a bottle of beer to sleep with. It might be a funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

A Adventurous Cunt often carried a pint of cider that they would often embrace. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is miraculous. A pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

A Adventurous Cunt wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.