The Gentle Cunt

The Gentle Cunt always carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Cunt desperately searched for a toilet brush to break. This seems to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Cunt always had with them a pen that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a different thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen of all things.

The Gentle Cunt wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to select.

The Gentle Cunt looked for a toilet brush that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a weird exercise, to you, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

The Gentle Cunt searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally embrace. It was a fairly original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.