My Grumpy Cunt

My Grumpy Cunt carried a bottle of coke that they would often annihilate One might find this to be a somewhat surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be awesome. A bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

My Grumpy Cunt desired a pen that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly odd idea, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item chosen.

My Grumpy Cunt desperately craved for a CD player that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly strange thought, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Cunt owned a big sponge that they would often smash. It should be a fairly different idea, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the thing selected.

My Grumpy Cunt desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a bag of flour of all things.

My Grumpy Cunt needed a chocolate bar that they would often insert somewhere. It would be an odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.