Fucking Cunt

Fucking Cunt always kept a sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be an original approach to life, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item to choose.

Fucking Cunt desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

Fucking Cunt always carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was exciting. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

Fucking Cunt carried a CD player that they would share. It was considered to be a fairly original action, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. A CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

Fucking Cunt carried a crown that they liked to put on his head. It was a curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown having that done to it

Fucking Cunt had a bag of poop that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.