Their Beautiful Cunt

Their Beautiful Cunt desired a condom that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a fairly curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen item.

Their Beautiful Cunt wanted a block of cheese that they would throw. This seems a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

Their Beautiful Cunt always carried a custard pie that they liked to smash. It would be a new thought, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item to choose.

Their Beautiful Cunt always had with them a bottle of coke to experiment on. It would be an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

Their Beautiful Cunt carried a bag of poop that they would often hug. It should have been a peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

Their Beautiful Cunt desperately searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly an exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.