Exciting Cunt

Exciting Cunt needed a can of Tango to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Exciting Cunt desperately searched for a tomato that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

Exciting Cunt always kept a pint of beer to put up their bum. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

Exciting Cunt desperately craved for a ball that they liked to put on his head. It should be a fairly new undertaking, to me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was selected.

Exciting Cunt desperately looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a fairly unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be wonderful. A stretchman was the item that was selected.

Exciting Cunt looked for a teapot that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot being the chosen item.