The Different Cunt

The Different Cunt had a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

The Different Cunt always kept a piece of paper that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

The Different Cunt owned a stretchman that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a stretchman of all things.

The Different Cunt desperately desired a ball that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a ball being the thing selected.

The Different Cunt craved for a computer that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing to opt for.

The Different Cunt desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would throw. This could be considered a bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.