A Adorable Cunt

A Adorable Cunt wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

A Adorable Cunt craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

A Adorable Cunt searched for a bottle of wine that they would sit and look at. It would be a funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

A Adorable Cunt desired a stretchman that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was stunning. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to choose.

A Adorable Cunt found a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

A Adorable Cunt desperately needed a cucumber that they would often eat. It should be an original thought, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.