Her Exceptional Cunt

Her Exceptional Cunt craved for a spade to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a spade was the item that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Cunt needed a custard pie that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

Her Exceptional Cunt desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. This seems a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

Her Exceptional Cunt always kept a helmet that they would occasionally worship. It might be a fairly original exercise, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a helmet being the item opted for.

Her Exceptional Cunt searched for a chocolate bar that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A chocolate bar being the item selected.

Her Exceptional Cunt needed a dildo that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.