Stupid Cunt

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Stupid Cunt craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to eat. It was a fairly exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was out of this world. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

Stupid Cunt looked for a crown that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was amazing. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Cunt owned a custard pie to throw. This is certainly a fairly strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was stunning. Remarkably, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

Stupid Cunt always kept a CD player to cuddle. This is certainly a curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a CD player having that done to it

Stupid Cunt desperately craved for a big sponge that they would often experiment on. This seems to be a fairly curious exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Cunt often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. A rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.