His Magical Cunt

His Magical Cunt desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

His Magical Cunt desperately needed a sack of potatoes to eat. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

His Magical Cunt found a condom that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom of all things.

His Magical Cunt carried a set of lego to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

His Magical Cunt desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally throw. It would be a peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

His Magical Cunt looked for a bottle of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.