The Handsome Cunt

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The Handsome Cunt wanted a cup that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be an unusual idea, to some, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be simply life. A cup would be the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Cunt wanted a sponge that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was epic. Honestly, a sponge being the item selected.

The Handsome Cunt always had with them a radiator that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a new operation, to many, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was entertaining. A radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Cunt found a wig that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a surprising thought, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item chosen.

The Handsome Cunt searched for a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be an exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a melon being the item opted for.

The Handsome Cunt desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been a surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was simply life. A can of Dr Pepper having that done to it