His Scary Cunt

His Scary Cunt always had with them a can of coke to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

His Scary Cunt looked for a set of lego that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was amazing. Remarkably, a set of lego was the chosen item.

His Scary Cunt always kept a ball that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be epic. Who would have thought, a ball of all things.

His Scary Cunt always kept a helmet that they would eat. This seems a weird exercise, to many, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item to select.

His Scary Cunt owned a toilet brush that they liked to break. It should have been an original activity, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

His Scary Cunt looked for a bat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been an original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bat was the item that was selected.