My Famous Cunt

My Famous Cunt always kept a little monkey that they would sometimes embrace. It was a fairly curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

My Famous Cunt desired a set square that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

My Famous Cunt desperately needed a ball that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a ball being the chosen item.

My Famous Cunt desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would cuddle. It is considered to be a curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

My Famous Cunt desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly new action, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

My Famous Cunt carried a porno magazine that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.