His Adventurous Cunt

His Adventurous Cunt desperately craved for a tomato that they would hug. It should have been a fairly weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to select.

His Adventurous Cunt found a wig that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. A wig was the thing that was selected.

His Adventurous Cunt always kept a radiator that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was entertaining. A radiator of all things.

His Adventurous Cunt carried a porno magazine that they liked to share. This seems a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

His Adventurous Cunt desperately craved for a hat that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a hat being the chosen item.

His Adventurous Cunt searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered an odd idea, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.