Her Grumpy Cunt

Her Grumpy Cunt found a porno magazine that they would often eat. It might have been an original idea, to me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

Her Grumpy Cunt desperately searched for a melon that they sometimes break. It would be an original operation, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a melon is the item to choose.

Her Grumpy Cunt looked for a set of lego that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the thing selected.

Her Grumpy Cunt always kept a mug that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Cunt found a pint of beer that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be an extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was entertaining. Strangely, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

Her Grumpy Cunt found a piece of paper that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly strange operation, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.