A Red Cunt

A Red Cunt always had with them a sword that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be an exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a sword was the item that was opted for.

A Red Cunt desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

A Red Cunt desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly different approach to life, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

A Red Cunt desired a set square that they liked to break. It might be an extraordinary exercise, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

A Red Cunt carried a CD player that they would often drop. It is an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

A Red Cunt wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often play with. This could be considered an unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.