The Confused Dildo

The Confused Dildo desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

The Confused Dildo desperately looked for a radiator that they liked to demolish. It would have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the item selected.

The Confused Dildo often carried a Harry Potter wand to put on his head. It should have been a different suggestion, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

The Confused Dildo desperately desired a vibrator that they sometimes experiment on. It might be an odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Dildo always carried a piece of paper that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be an original operation, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be awesome. A piece of paper was the item that was selected.

The Confused Dildo had a bat that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the chosen thing.